Category Archives: Funny Jokes

Aisi Zindagi Jikar Kya Karenge?

Sir- Baccho kasam khao ki sharab, cigarete,
jua or ladkiyo ko nahi chuoge,
desh k liye jaan doge.
Bachhe- De denge sir, aisi zindagi jikar bhi kya faida?

Newton hi mar jata

Physics kitni Easy hoti agar?
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Apple ki jagah me perr gir jata!!!
To Newton hi mar jata!!

Just bring Someone to marry me.

Hi i am marrying in next week
there will be a small party &
only few persons will be invited
Hey donot bring any gift
just bring SOMEONE to marry me.

Hum aapke sapne ko hakikat me badalte hain

Sardar ko sapne me ek ladki ne jor se chappal mari,
Do din sardar apne bank nahi gaya,
Kuki bank me likha tha..

“Hum aapke sapne ko hakikat me badalte hain”

Pyar sms

Hum phul he gulab ke
Chameli ka na samjho,
Hum ashiq he tumhare
Apni saheli ka na samjho…!!

Ishq sms

Ishq nehi muskil bas itna samjh lijiye,
Kaha ag ka dariya he kaha dub kar jana he,
Jab v kare dil mehboob se milne ka,
Bas mobile phone uthana hai.

Funny jokes

I know U think I’m cute,
I know U think I’m fine,
But like d other guys,
Take a number and wait in line……….!!!

Love quotes

Taj kuchh logo k liye khas he,
Kuch ke liye mohabbat ka ehsaas he.
Hamare liye yeh bakwaas he,
Kyun ke harpal badalti hamari mumtaaz he….!!

Joke sms

When words fail… Eyes work,
When eyes fail… Hrt works,
N when hrt fails… To kya?,
Samajh le tapak gaya ‘Mamu’

Love Sms

Protect her,

luv her, kiss her,

hold her, smile with her,

laugh with her.
Bt don’t make her fall

if U don’t plan on catching her….!!