Category Archives: Funny SMS

Nishchit rahiye…Customer Care

A wife asked her husband..
Wife: Main kaisi lag rahi hoon ?
Her husband works as customer care executive
Husband replies: Nishchit rahiye
aapko poori jaankaari di jaayegi….

Newton hi mar jata

Physics kitni Easy hoti agar?
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Agar
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Apple ki jagah me perr gir jata!!!
To Newton hi mar jata!!

Funny Sms….

A person who surrenders when he’s WRONG,
is HONEST.
A person who SURRENDERS when not SURE,
is WISE.
A person who surrenders even if he’s RIGHT,
is a HUSBAND.!

Pyar sms

Hum phul he gulab ke
Chameli ka na samjho,
Hum ashiq he tumhare
Apni saheli ka na samjho…!!

Ishq sms

Ishq nehi muskil bas itna samjh lijiye,
Kaha ag ka dariya he kaha dub kar jana he,
Jab v kare dil mehboob se milne ka,
Bas mobile phone uthana hai.

Funny jokes

I know U think I’m cute,
I know U think I’m fine,
But like d other guys,
Take a number and wait in line……….!!!

Love quotes

Taj kuchh logo k liye khas he,
Kuch ke liye mohabbat ka ehsaas he.
Hamare liye yeh bakwaas he,
Kyun ke harpal badalti hamari mumtaaz he….!!

Joke sms

When words fail… Eyes work,
When eyes fail… Hrt works,
N when hrt fails… To kya?,
Samajh le tapak gaya ‘Mamu’

Love Sms

Protect her,

luv her, kiss her,

hold her, smile with her,

laugh with her.
Bt don’t make her fall

if U don’t plan on catching her….!!