Category Archives: Jokes SMS

Aisi Zindagi Jikar Kya Karenge?

Sir- Baccho kasam khao ki sharab, cigarete,
jua or ladkiyo ko nahi chuoge,
desh k liye jaan doge.
Bachhe- De denge sir, aisi zindagi jikar bhi kya faida?

Mobile On Kaise Hota Hai?

Ek ladki thi dewani si,
Mobil lekar ghoomati thi,
Sharma ke nazare jhuka ke woh kuch karti rahti thi,
Jab bhi milti thi mujhse,hamesha puchti thi,
Yeh ON kaise hota hai..

Pyar sms

Hum phul he gulab ke
Chameli ka na samjho,
Hum ashiq he tumhare
Apni saheli ka na samjho…!!

Funny jokes

I know U think I’m cute,
I know U think I’m fine,
But like d other guys,
Take a number and wait in line……….!!!

Love quotes

Taj kuchh logo k liye khas he,
Kuch ke liye mohabbat ka ehsaas he.
Hamare liye yeh bakwaas he,
Kyun ke harpal badalti hamari mumtaaz he….!!

Joke sms

When words fail… Eyes work,
When eyes fail… Hrt works,
N when hrt fails… To kya?,
Samajh le tapak gaya ‘Mamu’

Love Joke sms

Kash yeh fasle na hote,
Kash hum door na hote,
Kash hum aur ap sath hote,
To..
To…
To..
Kam se kam Sms ke paise bach jate yar…!!

Love Sms

Protect her,

luv her, kiss her,

hold her, smile with her,

laugh with her.
Bt don’t make her fall

if U don’t plan on catching her….!!

Inspirational Joke Sms

When you are

courting a nice girl

an hour seems like a second.

When you

sit on a red-hot cinder

a second seems like an hour.

That’s relativity….!!

Pyar Sms

Tujhko dekhenge sitare to Zia maange ge
Aur Pyase teri zulfon se ghata mange ge
Apne kande se dupata na sarakne dena
Varna budhe v jawaani ki dua maange ge